so i have 32 hours of community service as we speak. i am so proud. i just left a stuffing basket thingy 4 the less fourtunate and its awkward cuz u sometimes see ppl u no and yeah. everyone go to funnyjunk.com and watch the biggest nerd in history it is hilarious. omg me and penina made movies last night and they are so funny we dressed up in paper bags and sang jungle bells and yeah we're going to publish them on the internet somewheres so ill keep ya posted. we r gonna make big bucks!! but anyhow, my life is kind of boring now so ima go if i think of anything like oh yeah guys close the window i dont want the chipmunks to get in.... ahahahha gets me everytime.

~Peace

so i had a shindig this past weekend and boy was it humourous. firstly kassidy is an ass. its 1 in the am and we had the window open cuz it was hot in my room and kassidy gets up and closes it alittle bit shes like "Guys i dont want the chipmunks to get in!" me and jillian r juss like wtf? its the middle of winter dont the chippies hybernate? so that was humourous and we played ouija board and omg. jill got so scared b/c we were going to bed and the board  is over there glowing by the closet so i get up and haul ass over to the closet grab the board throw it out the door and shut the window. well in attempts to this i wake the whole house up. my mom and sister came in freakin out so im just like act like ur asleep and we try doing this but of course we all start hillariously laughing. i think zach was drunk in guided study. he was playing with a bottle cap and hes like im all smiley smiley today and he started giggling. zach doesnt giggle. hes one of those serious types but yeah. ok im bored gotta jet.

~Naomi

i was in language arts class right and jillian pulls out some grapes so i decided to put some up in my lips like between me lip and like teeth area--- where the gum is and so my lips looked huge and i looked over at penina while she was conferencing with mr g and started laughing and mr gs like wat is so funny and he looks over and me and jill who juss happen to have grapes in our mouth and be laughing hysterically and hes like wat is going on? im juss like uhhh eating gwapes! i seriously said that tho i said gwapes. over a  workshop. it was hillarious kaylas juss like gwapes? how r those gwapes naomi? it was quite funny. i felt like quite the arse. theyve been makin fun of me for it like for 3 days now. its sad really.

hey everyone guess what???  IAM NOT A LOVE MACHINE I JUSS WANNA BE KISSED! lol j/k. today was quite the day. i was chatting with zach and cassie like always and zach said something mean to me so im juss like ya no wat ur a BIG BIG WEENIE! and i yelled it out in the mid og guided study. i hate this kid ryan omg he makes me so mad. i was reading and he was talking to me so im like shut up and he woodnt leave me alone and i freaked i started yellin at him in the midst of guided study i was like will u shut the hell up? i really cant stand u! st l was like if u cant handle this u can come back at recess in read. shes so old. i was like watever i did not like her this year well i do not. but anywho i got the new eminem cd it is soo crunk! i love it. i listen to it wen i go to sleep and everything. i also got the destinys child cd its also crunk. penina is gonna get me the terror squad cd and snoop dogg cd b/c i love them both and seeing as i spent like 40 bucks on her it all evens out. ok me and nina got off the bus today and this kid who ive never seen in my life comes over to me and starts talking about sticking a stick in someones muffler. im juss like wat the fuck is a muffler??? lolz it was great.  ok i have a new dream i want to date a skater or a thug b/c they r so hot.!!! also Bam Margera is my new idol i wanna be juss like him so ive decided im gonna start beating up my dad and wat not. SPEEDOS ROCK MY WORLD!!! well must jet its been real

Peace

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if ur in for a gd laugh, put rubber bands on ur tounge and have a conversation with someone else who has a rubber band on their tounge. thats wat me penina and duncan r doing. its quite the laugh.... LOLZ

Naomi

if ur in for a gd laugh, put rubber bands on ur tounge and have a conversation with someone else who has a rubber band on their tounge. thats wat me penina and duncan r doing. its quite the laugh.... LOLZ

Naomi

well life is excellent. today was a lovely day. seriously tho. omg someone moved the dog food. can u believe that? me and cassie put it in front of the dog for a reason HE LOOKED HUNGRY DAMN IT!!! and then i walk by today and all the food is gone... every drop. its so sad. today was anthony's birthday. i said happy birthday to him. seriously anthony is the cutest thing ever.hes in 6th grade and he plays goalie with us and he is just too cute. omg guess wat i am not a veggetarian. i do not eat meat i am so proud.i finally got the kanye west cd. i was so excited its not as gd as i thought it wood be tho. which is kinda sad. im gonna buy the ciara cd this weekend tho cuz ya no i love Goodies... omg today me and penina were fighting while being goalies and we had eachother in head locks and e both fell over it was the funniest thing. we can not fight each other we look like a bunch of gays. omg this was great. while we were playing soccer me and jillian were in goal and she kicked the ball and it flew at jameson and hit him right in the balls. he like fell over and i started laughing hysterically it was so funny. i was like jillian u ruptured his balls!!! speaking of ruptured balls, wen we had inddoor recess the otha day i was walkin into mrs. simmons room and spencer is out in the hall by the door and hes like grabbing himself i was like spencer???.... hes like naomi, some... 6th grader oooowwww ruptured my .... my... balls. i think i was supposed to comfort him but instead i started laughing hysterically. i felt so bad tho. i left him in the hall. lol omg zach shuld wear black more often it makes him look so so so hot. lolz ya no i think i say "like" and "omg" way too much... well i cant wait to go to germany its blowing my mind. seriously tho. me and penina have come up with a plan were going tohunt down hotties while we're there and we're gonna ask if we can get our pictures taken with thm. lol shuld be quite the laugh... well not much more to write about except fergie is so stupid. ok today in guided study he was throwing a pen up in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth well i walked over and he started smiling and his teeth were together so his mouth wasnt open and the pen came down and crashed onto his teeth. it was so funny i started laughing so hard at him. there isweird kid in here who is accusing me of as he puts it "hollering at him and being a girly girl" wat is wrong with ppl these days? well must trot... remember close but no cigar....hehe

~Naomi

ps it says my name on my shirt.... how cool is that?

so yesterday i locked penina out of her house and she came charging at her front door screaming "ahhhhhhhh" and then she plows right into her front door and breaks the glass. then she tells her father that she threw a ball at it and it broke. it was all quite humourous. me and penina are police officers. please call us officer swinton. this is wat u do if u want to b a police officer. u get a hair dryer and u print id cards and badges off of google. then u go standout by the road and wen cars go by u hold the hair dryer out and the cars slow down becuz they think ur cops and ur mesuring how fast they r driving. its shocking how stupid some ppl are. now i dont want to make u all think penina is stupid but she really is. so she was sitting/ laying across this desk/chair combo thing and the desk fell over causing her to fall on her back and she looked so retarded falling through the air it was quite humorous. VOTE KERRY HES LESS SCARY!!! BUSH IS STEALING OUR PORCHES. me and penina can speak german. ha u cant. me and penina have a brilliant idea. wen we go to germany we r going to play pass with a football and accidentally on purpose throw the ball over the fence and go knock on their door and chat with the german hotties while we get the ball. isnt that excellent. i think it is.

ADVICE
if u are ever trying to take a nap with penina in the bed next to you, wear ear muffs. becuz she will tap out tunes on her dresser and then randomly say "burnt his little weenier" and "watch me shake my wee wee" and recite this poem that she came up  w. herself:

Johny had a little thing
he made it out of clay
he thought it was big
he thought it was kool
he never doughted its strength
then one day his girlfriend stayed
and asked to play a game
she screamed when she saw
it wasnt a claw
but the clay had melted away!

penina is a retard. she claims "thats my idea of fun" oh another thing u should try is wen ur deep in conversation with someone lick your arm in mid sentence. it really confuses ppl so if ur in trouble try doing that and it might save ur tail feathers. another thing to do is stick use the other door signs on all of the doors in the building. its excellent. hae an excellent day ppl.

~Naomi

the internet is simply filledwith a bunch of sick perverts. for example read this and u shall understand. note: if u are ever incredible bored do wat penina and i have done, prank im someone it is quite humourous.

babigurlxoxo77: ive decided its ok and we can meet and i can see wat i thinl

babigurlxoxo77: think*

Frekidude: well okay, im glad you changed ur mind

babigurlxoxo77: u better make it up to metho

Frekidude: i will, i promise you

babigurlxoxo77: ok

babigurlxoxo77: i want a mocha latte

Frekidude: well i want a job, but we always dont get what we want

babigurlxoxo77: r u saying ur going to take me out for coffee with no money and not buy me a mocha latte?

Frekidude: my love for you will be enough

babigurlxoxo77: ooohhh how sweet

babigurlxoxo77: you will always have a place in my heart but i dont no how well the place will lisin the urge i have for you isint as big as love but not small either

babigurlxoxo77: tell me what to do

babigurlxoxo77: will u father my child

Frekidude: i'll father your childREN

babigurlxoxo77: really? im excited now

Frekidude: it should be fun

babigurlxoxo77: oh it will be

babigurlxoxo77: not to mention our children will b so attractive

babigurlxoxo77: will you wear a top hat on your privates 4 me

babigurlxoxo77: and do a little dance

Frekidude: i assumed that was just understood

babigurlxoxo77: oh well ull do it then?

babigurlxoxo77: can i draw little faces in lipstick on your bum

Frekidude: on if YOU wash it off later . . .

babigurlxoxo77: oh i will

babigurlxoxo77: can i give u a back massage with banana mush

babigurlxoxo77: can i do the unthinkable with pteroleum jelly?

babigurlxoxo77: can we do it on a poker table while lisning to marvin gay

babigurlxoxo77: e

Frekidude: only if it's "heard if from the grapevine"

Frekidude: that's my only rule

babigurlxoxo77: ok good good

babigurlxoxo77: one more question can we listen to ludacris fantasies

babigurlxoxo77: ?

babigurlxoxo77: please

Frekidude: how do you feel about "hos in different area codes"

babigurlxoxo77: can we do it at the library on top of te books?

babigurlxoxo77: thats not gonna work

babigurlxoxo77: i want fantasies

babigurlxoxo77: can i tape dollar bills to you and then take you shopping wink wink

Frekidude: make 'em fiddy dollar bills

babigurlxoxo77: alright

babigurlxoxo77: where do you want to meet

Frekidude: anywhere dark and private

babigurlxoxo77: howbout outside the mall

babigurlxoxo77: and we can go 4 a spin

babigurlxoxo77: wat u tink

Frekidude: no dice, no car babe

babigurlxoxo77: u have no car?

babigurlxoxo77: you have just been PUNKD by two 13 yr old girls who live in new hampshire. we got ur ame off of find a buddy. we hope u had as much fun as we did. this whole situation has simply been humourous. thankyou for your time have an excellet day!    & nbsp;    :

~naomi

it has been too long ppl really it has been. well my cat died, i gave up skateboarding and dance is excellent. im stressed about skool becuz it sucks. well today was excellent. i sat right next to fergie in la. i culd see the jealousy in jillians eyes. hahaha it was great. only i couldnt really but i just like 2 pretend i can. he wasnt v talkitive today but oh well. oh lord i have a detention tomorrow becuz i woodnt shut up during a fire drill. mrs st ls like shut up. im very upset with u right now naomi i was like oh thats ok. and shes like ok ill see u tomorrow then. and now i must waste my life becuz silence gives me the giggles. like i can control it. she needs to get over hereself. there is this big dog in our skool and its fake but theres a dog bowl in front of it and me and cassie r gonna fill it with dog food. it shall be great. OMG  on friday me peina devin and so forth walked 3 miles to fergies house and hung out for 3 hrs it was the most excellent day. he is quite the cutie. well im going to germany in may with penina and it shall be great. we r going man hunting as soon as we can and i am taking pics like there is no tomorrow. i dunno no wat to talk about except that my seconf best friend is zachy goldentoes. its great dont ask im going. good lord mrs. fern is here buh bye.

~Naomi

i got a new kitty his name is gangsta. lol isnt that hot. jill got a frog and she named it gangsta nels... lol i am like really excited for may. i can not wait to go to germany again. lol im sure itll be fantabulous. only i dont speak germany. i only speak american and a little spanish and french like bon jour. the only word i no in german is nine and all that means is no. ya no i have a feeling ima be in the sped math class. e block baby. lol i was in d block which is one class up from sped shed but i think ive gotten stupider. becuz i dunno i just get that feeeling. do yall know that feeling wen ur like totally in love with someone but u cant be with them for watever reason. like say ur too bad or their parents dont like u or they live in say england or some far away land... doesnt that feeling just bite the dust? i think it does. penina is still at camp. i miss her. shes my best lass friend. OMG I GO BAK TO SKOOL IN 14 DAYS AND I HAVENT GONE SHOPPING YET! I AM HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK! BUT I CANT WAIT BECUZ I AM GOING TO THE MALL OF NH AND GETTING THE TOTALLY GANGSTA G UNIT SNEAKERS. IN PINK THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THEY ARE SO HOT AND SO MINE. dunno why i wrote that in caps but i did. i just thought i wood share with everyone that i dont like lee anymore. hes too mean to me. he wont write back to me. wat a dink right? right. and his nose is just too big. but i must say grey is his color. well boredom has swept my mind. gotta jet

much love homies

~namo

Well me and jillian decided to camp outside my house the other night. yeah we lasted 3 hours. and i can proudly say it was all my fault. camping is just not my thing. we were out in this treefort and we were trying to sleep but it wasnt working becuz we were afraid of bears. so we camoflauged the tent with trees and stuff.lol it was pretty sad. let me tell u all about it. so its like 9 at night and we brought my radio and stuff out there and we're jamming out to Llyod wen a spider falls on me and i start freaking out. ok it was scary i hate spiders with a passion i mean seriously hate them. and jill just laughed. and after that i started choking on some water and i stated like drooling all over the place and jill says oh dont drool on my sleepingbag and shes pushing me away as im dying from water being lodged in my breathing pasture for too long. oh and then earlier that day we were cooking and these 2 guys on bikes go up my street and we start chasing them up the road. it was hilarious. we were asking them if their bikes had hemi's. lol i know we're queeros. and then we were back in the tent and it starts to rain. yeah it just sucked. itwas so hot in the tent and i was being eaten alive by wild animals and it smelled badly in there. ok the wilderness is just not my scene. i told jillian that i couldnt take it anymore and she said why not and she started freaking out. then we had to haul arse through the rain inside becuz i couldnt take it lol. before we were talking about all the hot guys in our school. you'd be shocked by how many there are in barrington. ive had a crush on like 15 guys this year alone. lol. but i didnt realize becuz we're like friends with everyone and everyones so so like hicks or something. but ive just never noticed it or something. well the skateboarding is going wonderously and yeah. im a natural. i can almost do one of those flippy air tingies.ollie or something? oh and tomorrow i sign up for my hip-hop dancing class. its gonna be fantabulous. he he... i cant wait. the anticipattaion is BLOWING MY MIND!! i slept over kristins house the other night and wow. we ate peanut butter off of eachothers toes. lol it was quite funny. oh i need to get this off of my chest. i Naomi Hoit-Love have a crush on Alex Vig and he doesnt know it... i feel relieveed now. well im bored gonna jet and go to cupid.com to look at the guys with jill!

~Nahoit